*Hassan bhai on the phone*

Him: Which camera do you want?

Me: YOU'RE GETTING ME A NEW ONE?

Him: Yeahhh, which do you want?

Me: AHH IDK, BUT THIS ONE I HAVE SRSLY CANT GET REPAIRED?

Him: No, woh apney haqiqi ma'abood sey ja mila. Actually I'm getting it in a offer.

Me: OOHHH YAYYAYAYAYAYY

Him: How many megapixels was the old one?

Me: Twelve!

Him: Okay, this is a Kodak, and it's twelve megapixel too.

Me; AUAUAUAUSYAYAYAYASJJAKSUAYYAYY

Him: Geeez. Kayy I'm bringing that one. Khudahafizz.

Me: KHUDAAAAAHAFIZ.

YAHAHDJDHEYAYAYYYYYYYYYYY. ILHIMSOMUCH.