Well you know what

Life is awesome

Because you're

not in it

ANYMORE.

BOOYA.

^^ OH YES MOST EPIC POEM EVEEER. LIKE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE AND IS PERFECTLY ELIGIBLE TO QUALIFY AS POETRY. GEEZ.

I'M LIKE, HIGHER THAN MOUNT EVEREST RIGHT NOW. LIKE,....I THINK I'M GONNA BLAME THE BABY THAT'S SLEEPING SERENELY BESIDE ME RIGHT NOW.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE.